Wednesday, March 22, 2017

2 questions for USPS

1

you lost my letter?
certified isn't confidence
traceable? trackless.
most likely a human error
ahh, she says.
I understand.
I offer you, from my intergalactic heart, forgiveness,
This is star bound generosity,
extra planetary, plenary.
uhhh, you say,
and
have a nice day too.


2

post mistress
from LA
wants to know
if a banana
stamped
with an address
can be sent.
To?
the president.
there's a note.
Says?
shove this up yr ass.
Undeliverable.